It’s been a rough week for Bernard Berrian, in the departments of both football and public relations. It’s not getting better, either. First, on Sunday, Berrian caught just one pass as his Vikings lost to the previously winless Chiefs. Then, after the game, he told a fan on Twitter to “sit down n shut up,” [...]
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Bernard Berrian is not so great at taking a joke
October 9th, 2011 
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October 9th, 2011 afcbeast It’s been a rough week for Bernard Berrian, in the departments of both football and public relations. It’s not getting better, either. First, on Sunday, Berrian caught just one pass as his Vikings lost to the previously winless Chiefs. Then, after the game, he told a fan on Twitter to “sit down n shut up,” [...]
Posted in Around The League Tags: Bernard, Bernard Berrian, Berrian, Chiefs, Clarification, Dalai Lama, great, House Of Representatives, Iraq War, John Kriesel, Joke, Kissing Suzy Kolber, Little Puppy, Marshmallow, Media Attention, Overreaction, Real People, Satire, Suzy Kolber, taking, Tweet, Tweets, twitter, Vikings, War Veteran No Comments »NFL Warns of SPAM Email Tricking You into Signing Terrell Owens (Satire)
July 27th, 2010 afcbeast NFL Warns of SPAM Email Tricking You into Signing Terrell Owens (Satire) by Matt Webb Lately no NFL off-season is complete without discussions surrounding Terrell Owens and which team is desperate enough to take the risk of signing him to a contract. Last year the Buffalo Bills took a chance on the embattled receiver, and [...]
Posted in Around The League Tags: Bleacher Report, Buffalo Bills, Email, into, Matt Webb, NFL, Owens, Philadelphia Eagles, Receptions, Risk, Satire, signing, SPAM, Spam Email, Terrell, Terrell Owens, touchdown, Tricking, Warns No Comments »Audible: Jerricho Cotchery performing with the 12 Angry Mascots on Wed., July 28
July 26th, 2010 afcbeast Jerricho Cotchery will join the 12 Angry Mascots on stage at the Gotham Comedy Club this week for an exciting evening of sports-themed satire and stand-up comedy. He’ll be participating in sketches with 12AM and sitting down for a live interview to conclude the show. With training camp around the corner, followed by a long [...]
Posted in Around The Web Tags: Angry, Audible, Bet, Comedy Club, Cotchery, Good Friends, Jerricho, Jerricho Cotchery, July, Kerry Rhodes, Laughs, Live Interview, Mascots, Mercedes, New York Jets, performing, Pro Bowl, Proceeds, Sarcasm, Satire, Sketches, Sprinkling, Standout, training camp, Underprivileged Children, We'd, Yardbarker No Comments »New D’Brickashaw Ferguson Fashion Line Debuts
July 5th, 2010 afcbeast August De La Merde is here to discuss his latest fashion designs with me. Please, call me Mr. De La. Mr. Della, please tell me what inspired your designs. Not “Della” De La! I’m sorry, Mr. DELLA, please tell us if seeing the Jets play inspired your new fall line. No. You are tres idiote. [...]
Posted in Bleacher Report Tags: Amis, Auggie, Bleacher Report, Bold Decision, D Brickashaw Ferguson, D'Brickashaw, Debuts, Decision Models, Fashion, Fashion Designs, Fashion Line, Fashion Models, Ferguson, Imbecile, Latest Fashion, line, Nbsp, New Fashion, New York Jets, Real Person, Satire, Shoulder Pads, York Jets News No Comments »Put On A Happy Meat
June 28th, 2010 afcbeast Send tips to WithLeather-Tips@Uproxx.com and follow WL on Twitter. Top img. The Cleveland Browns are giving away amusement park passes with their season ticket packages. As if being a Browns fan wasn’t already amusing enough. Ramblings Of The Unmotivated. When was the last time we saw a really good miniseries on TV? Uproxx. Athlete sex [...]
Posted in Yard Barker Tags: Amusement Park, Athlete, Browns Fan, Busin, Cleveland Browns, Happy, Img, Meat, NFL, Ramblings, Royalties, Satire, Season Ticket Packages, Sports Pickle, When Was The Last Time, Yardbarker No Comments »New York Jets Sign Lawrence Taylor (Satire)
May 8th, 2010 afcbeast Immediately following Lawrence Taylor’s arrest on rape charges, the New York Jets signed the Hall of Fame Linebacker to a two-year, $10 million deal. “We’re very happy to have Lawrence on our team,” said GM Mike Tenenbaum, as he signed Taylor’s release papers to be put in his custody, “Lawrence will make an excellent addition to [...]
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